April fools
Home Affairs: The way things end, a trainer who leaves, solar eclipse, the longest flu, bites, and a new human.
My favorite person of this week is a woman I don’t know -personally-. My son’s nanny told me about her. “She didn’t go to work on Monday because of the eclipse.” “What?” I said. “Yeah, she skipped work because she wanted to see the eclipse.” I was stunned. Couldn’t she just go to work and go outside right when the eclipse took place? Turns out, she didn’t even see it live, she watched the eclipse on TV. That’s idiotic. But the level of respect I have for that woman is high up there because she had the ferocity to tell her employers she would miss an entire day of work because of the eclipse. And she wasn’t even joking.
For all Larry David fans, this is a mourning epoch. Curb Your Enthusiasm has officially ended. That’s an unsettling fact, I know, but here’s something more disturbing. I fell asleep watching the last episode and Le Husband kept going without me, which is fine, the rules state that, if someone falls asleep, the other can continue watching. But! The day after, as I returned to the episode to finish it, I realized something: